May 26, 2008

牵手

因为爱着你的爱 - Because I love your love
因为梦着你的梦 - Because I dream your dreams
所以悲伤着你的悲伤 - Therefore sad because of your sadness
幸福着你的幸福 - Blessed because you are blessed
因为路过你的路 - Because our path crossed
因为苦过你的苦 - Sad because of your sadness
所以快乐着你的快乐 - Happy because of your happiness
追逐着你的追逐 - Chase after what you are chasing after

因为誓言不敢听 - Don't dare to listen to promises
因为承诺不敢信 - Don't dare to believe in promises
所以放心着你的沉默 - I trust in your slience
去说服明天的命运 - Convience myself of our future
没有风雨躲得过 - No storm we can avoid
没有坎坷不必走 - No rough road we can aviod
所以安心的牵你的手 - Therefore in trust i hold your hands
不去想该不该回头 - Not hinking of turning back

也许牵了手的手 - In our hands we hold
前生不一定好走 - Road ahead might not be smooth
也许有了伴的路 - Because we have a partner along the way
今生还要更忙碌 - Journey might be harder
所以牵了手的手 - In our hands we hold
来生还要一起走 - Next life we shall walk together again
所以有了伴的路 - Because we have a partner along the way
没有岁月可回头 - No more we can look back on the years

May 14, 2008





















A picture paints a thousand.

Welcome to Singapore !!!!!!!!!!!!

May 11, 2008

The World is Turning against US !!!

We are all KILLING ourselves.....

If you have noticed, the chain of events are a key sign to self termination of human beings.

Fist of all, we are generation tonnes of green house gases into the atmosphere, creating a global warming. The ice sheet are melting, lands getting flooded, temperature on the rise. I believe all of us had felt that these few weeks are extremely hot.

Oil prices sore to the highest point in history. US$124.20 per barrel. Every human is being affected with the soaring oil prices. electricity bills are rising, cost of transport rises. So, with such hot weather, we tend to use more energy to keep ourselves cool. Thus, uses more fiel to generate electricity, creating more green house gases. More green house gas, the warmer, then more energy we use. The cycle never ends.

So when earth gets hotter, weather pattern changes. Crop harvest fails. Then we have rice shortage as we are experiencing now. So the international environmental watch dog urges all people to go green. Use alternative bio fuel sources. Cut down on the use of fossil fuel.

So farmer now start growing food for the gas tanks rather then the human stomach. Then its worsen the food shortage further.

So are we killing ourselves?

May 6, 2008

The 10 Commandments of Marriage

The 10 Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say,
talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a
good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Thank You For your Help... BUT NO THANKS !!!!!!

Dear Prime Minister,

We citizens of singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!

Help the poor? Raise GST!

Help traffic flow? Up ERP!

Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!

Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!

Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!

Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao.

We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!

Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!

Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!

Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT!

PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!

I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY!

I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?

Thank you thank you,

I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.

May 5, 2008

A true joke about what Singapore has become...

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings
(HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and
get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment
(MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay
the
Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating
Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may
meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH)
to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway
(COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP)
on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train
(MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can
relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!